Miyuchan spots Mayuyu!
“Easy to read?” Miyuki’s expression registered shock, then disbelief, then a thoughtful calmness all of a sudden. Open book indeed. She nodded. “Well, I guess I am. It’s just not healthy hidin’ everything, y’know? Especially emotions! I mean, hiding negative emotions is bad, but…well, I think hiding positive ones are worse! Because that means that others can’t share in your happiness, you’re just keeping all the happy to yourself!“ Miyuki nodded wisely, as though she had just said the smartest thing in her whole life.
Miyuki blinked when Mayuyu suddenly showed emotion with a smile, and then surprisingly even winked at her. Woah woah woaaaaaah! This is like the Terminator! She has guns in her arms, she looks and acts like a human, and she even makes jokes! The only thing different is that she isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger! Miyuki thought, then chuckled at her own joke.
Miyuki scratched her head. “Well…Like I said, I always thought this was normal, y’know? Guess that’s what happens when all your childhood friends are guys. Apparently, guys eat a lot more than girls, so this amount of food was about average for our little group.” She looked at the food still left on her plate, and all the oil and grease that was left over from the other stuff she had eaten. “And well, I don’t think this qualifies as eating healthy,“ she said giggling. Then she looked down at her chest, a little forlornly. “I just wish some of this food would go to my chest instead of my height. I mean come on, I’m taller than pretty much everyone else in 0048, but I’m flat as a brick! If I cut my hair, I’d be mistaken as a guy!”
“Don’t worry.” Mayuyu said. “If Sayaka isn’t mistaken as a guy right now, I doubt you will be.“ Mayuyu said, chuckling. “It’s okay having a flat chest. Breasts are nothing more than decoration.” Mayuyu said, in her monotone.
“And if you exercise a lot, eating too much isn’t really unhealthy. We can’t have idols sick from starvation, can we?”
“But Sayaka she-!” Miyuki started to say, then appeared to be lost for words. “I mean, she-! She’s got-! Uhh…She…?” Miyuki stopped, thinking about it. “Okay, nevermind. I can’t think of any way in which Sayaka is feminine.”
“As for breasts…” Miyuki looked down, still a little forlorn. “Well, I guess they get in the way while dancing? But but but…They sure work well in swimsuit shots…” She sighed, as always not aware that not every AKB fan were also fans of big breasts, just like every other flat girl in 0048.
“Exercise, huh…” Miyuki said. “Well, I wouldn’t exactly call it exercise the way I do it. More like…barreling around like a madman all the time. It burns fat, I guess?”
(Source: jurinathesecond)
